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I want you.

Our relationship is something that I really look forward to having- low-maintenance, low-key, and undemanding. I can give you everything you want, and I will. I am not even scared of you, my dear. I cannot wait, my Osam (Serbian word which means "eight"- a tarantula has 8 'normal' legs and 2 short ones in front). We'll meet sooner than later, perhaps this summer.

Imaginary convo:

Me: This is my pet, named "Osam".

Person: AWESOME!

Me: Yeah, he's Osam. Awesome Osam. Get it? =))

In case you're wondering, I do still want two dogs but they belong in the far future. I won't be able to provide for the needs of a dog yet; they're like babies, needing attention and all that jazz. In that aspect, tarantulas are better since they only need once-a-week feeding of a one-peso superworm. Of course I'd have to forego cuddling for now.